THAT’S IT I’M FUCKING CARRYING A FLAMETHROWER WHEREVER I GO
Hey, who even wants to be out in nature anyway?
Seriously, there’s no reason to leave my house.
EVER AGAIN.
Okay, my mild hatred of wasps has now been replaced by a near-paralysing fear of thumb-sized hornets.
Wow guys, I should freak out on the internet more often.
My best friend noticed that I was having too many feels on the internet and drove over to my house to give me a cookie.
She drove over to check up on me and give me a cookie.
Best Friend, you are the greatest ever. Of all time.
A good joke:
Kelly Clarkson
Selective filters + five instances of Bitspeek + pitch tracking at 200%
good things i found while looking for ke$ha
oh jesus this is terrifying
ITS BACK
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY SOMEBODY HELP ME
I thought it sounded kinda nightmarish almost from the start - but when the chorus kicked in I actually recoiled…
fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:
How Rooster Teeth Won the Internet
Oh, did I mention that there’s a small clip with Delta?
Because there is.
I just realized driving this morning that Blue Base in Blood Gulch is called Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.
Alpha.
ALPHA.
I think I just hurt my brain with this.To be exact, it’s only Outpost Alpha when it’s referring to Blue Base — Blood Gulch Outpost #1 is Red Base. When Wash arrives in Season 6, what does he call it? Outpost 1-A.
Sometimes Burnie blows my goddamn mind.
“So where should we hide Alpha”
“in some backwater canyon everyone will forget about him.”
“How do we keep track of him?”
“… We name it after him of course!”
“Very subtle, sir.”
“Did ah ask for youh opinion, Counsulah?”
“No sir, I was simply commenting that it might not be the wisest thing to hide the Alpha in a location named after hi-“
“Shut up, Counsulah.”
“…yessir.”
